ya know I got my nose in the soup

ryttu3k

triviallytrue

So I think it's pretty obvious that having sex with Miss Piggy is ethical if she consents (clearly an adult, clearly has human-level cognition and can express it with language), but, assuming she's down and ignoring any situational qualms (assume you are both single or poly),

Would you?

Yes, enthusiastically

Sure, I guess

No, I'm not attracted to non-humans

No, I'm not attracted to women

No, I'm not attracted to Miss Piggy specifically

No, I'm not interested in sex

No show results options, no cowards allowed.

galois-groupie

Does she have someone else's hand up her ass the entire time?

triviallytrue

no, she is an autonomous being in this scenario

loki-zen

that’s not what they asked

triviallytrue

if you want to anally fist miss piggy (or conversely, fuck her while someone else is anally fisting her) this is within the bounds of the scenario. you control the amount of anal fisting occurring in this hypothetical scenario

evilsoup

is she still made of fabric or is she transmogrified into flesh for this scenario

triviallytrue

whichever you prefer

centrally-unplanned

Feel bad for Miss Piggy but Progress Marches On and the advancements in furry technology & design principles have been vast since her creation, she can't compete in the modern marketplace against the hordes of thicc thigh wolves and catgirls.

Ofc I have the decency to not make a poll about how she isn't hot anymore -_- what did she do to you @triviallytrue??

triviallytrue

I'm sorry, you think 37% of poll respondents being down and only 28% not being attracted to her specifically is a bad result? If over half the people with compatible sexual orientations were down to have sex with me I would consider this a win

centrally-unplanned

Maybe for pleb everymans like you and me! But Miss Piggy? You think the Muppet Queen would settle for 37%?? Right now she is probably pulling a Citizen Kane and tearing the shit up out of her palatial estate bedroom over this.

miss-piggy-official

There’s still over six days left on the poll. I am sharpening my sword though

mostly-funnytwittertweets

spindash

CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........

a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads: Hi, if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet. If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100. ~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:

Hi,

if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.

If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.

~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

end ID.]